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Brewer Series Unicorn Piss Kava 2x strength

Brewer Series Unicorn Piss Kava 2x strength

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Unicorn Piss Sparkling Kava – 12oz Can

Rainbow Sherbet & Raspberry | Mood-Enhancing Elixir

Step into a realm where flavor meets folklore with Unicorn Piss, our most whimsical and dazzling creation yet. This sparkling kava elixir marries the serene essence of the South Pacific’s revered kava root with a vibrant rainbow sherbet and ripe raspberry medley, creating a taste experience as unforgettable as its name. Each effervescent sip is a swirl of tropical calm and playful sweetness—like catching sunshine after a storm.

The Story Behind Kava

For centuries, kava (Piper methysticum) has been the heart of South Pacific tradition. Islanders from Fiji, Vanuatu, and Tonga have gathered to share this earthy root drink during important ceremonies, social bonding, and moments of reflection. Traditionally prepared by grinding the root and mixing it with water, kava was—and still is—a symbol of friendship, unity, and grounding energy. Today, kava has made its way into modern life as a naturally soothing, plant-based beverage for moments of unwinding and connection.

Why Unicorn Piss is Pure Magic

  • Sparkling South Pacific Calm – Premium kava for naturally uplifting and serene vibes.

  • Rainbow Sherbet & Raspberry Bliss – A bright, juicy, and tangy flavor explosion.

  • Clean & Conscious – Gluten-free, plant-based, low-calorie, and made with all-natural ingredients.

  • Portable Relaxation – Your moment of zen, ready to go—no mixing, no mess.


Frequently Asked Questions About Kava

1. What is kava?
Kava is a root from the South Pacific, traditionally prepared as a beverage for relaxation, social connection, and cultural ceremonies. It contains compounds called kavalactones, which are responsible for its calming properties.

2. How does kava taste?
Traditional kava has an earthy, slightly bitter flavor. In Unicorn Piss, we blend it with rainbow sherbet and raspberry to create a refreshing, fruity, and fizzy twist that’s far from traditional but still rooted in authenticity.

3. Does kava make you feel “high”?
No—kava doesn’t cause intoxication like alcohol or psychedelics. Instead, many people describe it as offering a calm, centered, and socially relaxed feeling.

4. Is it safe to drink kava?
Kava has been consumed for centuries, but as with any herbal product, it’s best enjoyed in moderation. If you have liver issues, are pregnant, or take medications, consult a healthcare professional before use.

5. Can I drink kava and alcohol together?
It’s generally advised not to mix kava and alcohol, as both can affect the liver and may increase drowsiness.

6. How long until I feel the effects?
Some people notice kava’s effects within 15–30 minutes, while others may take a bit longer, depending on their body and tolerance.

7. Is kava legal?
Yes, in most places, kava is legal and widely available. However, regulations may vary, so check your local laws.

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Kanna & Quality

Healing Herbals commitment extends through sustainable and ethical
sourcing of Sceletium tortuosum. We ensure that our plant material is
organically grown, without the use of synthetic chemicals, and sourced
either from well-managed farms or sustainably maintained wild ecosystems
on private lands.

In alignment with our ethical practices our
main suppliers participate in fair sharing agreements with the
indigenous San and Khoikhoi communities including the South African San
Council. These are the traditional knowledge holders of Sceletium.
Additionally our suppliers are authorized by the Western Province
Department of Cape Nature to distribute and export Sceletium globally

History of Kanna

This revered herb, indigenous to South Africa, has played a
significant role in the lives of the local people, particularly the
Khoikhoi and the San tribes, since prehistoric times. These tribes,
initially hunter-gatherers, used Kanna for various purposes including
relief from thirst and hunger, to combat fatigue, and for social and
spiritual purposes. They had a profound connection with the plant,
associating it with the sacred eland antelope and referring to it by the
same name: 'kanna'​​.

The first isolation of an alkaloid from Sceletium tortuosum was in 1898 by
Meiring, who called it mesembrine. This discovery led to a deeper
understanding of the plant's chemical composition, though its exact
composition remains elusive​​.

Kanna's long-standing history
reflects its significance in South African culture and its evolving role
in global herbal medicine and recreational use. From its traditional
roots to modern applications, Kanna has remained a plant of great
interest and value.